haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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