Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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