i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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