I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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