"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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