You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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