you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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