He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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