That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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