I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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