ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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