did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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