whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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