Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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