Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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