what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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