do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I will be naked everywhere
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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