..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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