You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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