I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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