I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
one two three fourrrrnication!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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