real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
