the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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