she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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