my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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