Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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