We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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