god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I need a burrito and a hug.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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