I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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