Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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