You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
try to milk me bitch
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