just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I got inside last night via doggy door
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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