kristin has been a bad kristin
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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