Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
The air taste purple.
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