I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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