So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
