My sheets look like a crime scene.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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