Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
