People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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