hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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