I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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