Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
