Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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