forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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