Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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