oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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