just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
As shirtless as possible
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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