The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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