Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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