"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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