ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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