Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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