apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Two words: blizzard sex
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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