he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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